teathattast:

Thieves Guild

moonprismpowernomakeup:

memeclassheroes:

inthefallofasparrow:

whatrfrogs:

the-apocrypha:

moveslikekeithrichards:

moveslikekeithrichards:

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

• retrieval team for objects in the backseat
• custodian of the parking garage tickets
• “All clear my way”
• en-route dining concierge
• announcing “Horses!” when there are horses

Don’t forget the Tommy Gun

It’s called ‘riding shotgun’ for a reason.

revivisection:

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

wholeheartedsuggestions:

if you were truly a bad person, you wouldn’t be so hung up on the morality of your mistakes. the fact that you want to go back and make it right means you’re growing from this and you’ll try to do better next time.

exitwound:

this is scaring me like my heart is beating so fast

lunawolf237-is-gay:

catasters:

spaceengineer86:

re-peysi:

catasters:

my-vintage-valentine:

Society really advanced when we made heart shaped prescription glasses